Hey ya'll

Hello people. I am so excited my birthday is coming soon and I will be almost a 2 digit number just 1 more year. My party is on the 19th of April my real birthday is on the 25th so you better start sending me some checks. I cash them in for real money. I only have 12 dolars though...
I need money!!!! I am quite broke! so please thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please come to my house. I want money! (and need...)